Teresa Said What?

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There are also reports that three brand-new women are auditioning to be holding a gabagool in the opening credits. (Thats what they hold, best?) AllAboutTRH determines the brand-new prospects as bougie kids- shopkeeper Danielle Cabral (who sports a double-date image with Teresa Giudice and Luis Relais on her Insta grid), Rachel Fuda (who has only 800 or so followers, but amongst them are Margaret Josephs and Melissa Gorga) and shoe business CEO Jenn Fessler (who has even less Insta fans than Rachel). Well need to see and wait who, if any, of them makes the last cut, but it appears like Teresa is gon na need a few more pals.

That would be an embarassment because her very public battle with disordered eating was my preferred part of this past season. Shockingly, it looks like no one has actually been fired, though its no surprise that Traci Johnson will not be back. Can we keep her hubby, Tiki Barber, as a buddy of the boys?

Both Gizelle and her bestie, Robyn Dixon, have individually stated it is never true, but, you understand, can it be? For a season, a reason, or a lifetime, as word art you purchase Home Goods would say.

The reason not to believe this rumor is the detail about recording five times at one restaurant– not even Ashley Darbys ill-fated Oz got that much attention. Then again, the women were spotted shooting at Bar Ones Miami area this week, so possibly he is getting that much attention. However the factor to think it is naturally Gizelle would date Peter Thomas. A no-good, emotionally unavailable male from Atlanta whos going to treat her improperly is exactly her type. I might also see Peter dripping this fake rumor simply to get some attention for all of his (frequently stopping working) services.

NeNe says her motivation was to stop racial prejudice, and she filed it now because she had actually been attempting to submit it for years but kept getting roadblocked. While promoting the new season of RHOA, both Kandi Burruss and Marlo Hampton were asked about the fit, and both declined to comment.

SUMMER SEASON SHOULD BE FUN: We started with a rumor that might be true, so lets end with one that definitely isnt. Somebody published to Instagram bathroom-stall wall DeuxMoi that Ramona Singer knows shes not going to return to either RHONY or RHONY: Glue Factory, so rather she wants Bravo to use her house for the next season of Summer House with her performing as the Mrs. Roper to a house full of attractive singles. I can think that Ramona “Floor Pooper” Singer has asked Bravo for this to happen.

Fans have been wagging that another spinoff was in the offing when Andy Cohen recently referred to Lala Kent as being from Vanderpump Valley on a current episode of WWHL. In traditional LVP style, she stated, “Im not permitted to say, but I constantly know more than you.”

VALLEY OF THE DOHS: Disgraced Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder is on a media blitz for her new book, Off With Her Head, and is relatively doing any podcast that will have her. (Same, sis– I get it.) On The Morning Toast, she said what all of us understood for rather a long time: Bravo had actually a spinoff prepared for her and the old-school cast before she and Kristen Doute got fired in the wake of the BLM demonstrations. The show was implied to be called Valley Rules and feature all of the old cast in their brand-new neighborhood of Valley Village, and Pump Rules would be rebooted with an entire brand-new class of SURvers. Instead, we got the original Pump Drools hopping along like a wounded canine.

PETER PETER HOUSEWIVES EATER: You know those reports that are doubtfully sourced and you understand might not be real but you truly desire them to be true for the good of the programs but you likewise desire them not to be real for the good of the Housewife included? Media Take Out reports that Gizelle Bryant is dating Peter Thomas, the ex-husband of Cynthia Bailey. This naturally invites speculation that their relationship will be the centerpiece of her story line this season considering that her devastating renovation of Chateau Gizelle has actually come to a mishmash end.

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– Heather Dubrow walked on the High Line and no one recognized her.

On The Morning Toast, she said what we all knew for quite some time: Bravo had actually a spinoff prepared for her and the old-school cast before she and Kristen Doute got fired in the wake of the BLM demonstrations. While promoting the new season of RHOA, both Kandi Burruss and Marlo Hampton were asked about the match, and both decreased to comment. Someone posted to Instagram bathroom-stall wall DeuxMoi that Ramona Singer knows shes not going to return to either RHONY or RHONY: Glue Factory, so rather she desires Bravo to use her house for the next season of Summer House with her performing as the Mrs. Roper to a home complete of attractive songs.

– Speaking of Jill, The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: The Hunger Games: Mockingbird: Part 2 trailer dropped this week, and it is simply the kind of horror film we cant wait to view.

– Here is the LOL IRL Tweet of the Week.

– Peacock simply made cutting the cord a little bit simpler. It will now house all Housewives shows, Below Deck, Top Chef, and others the early morning after they air on Bravo.

– BravoCon is back in New York City October 14 to 16. Information about lineup and tickets are so far sporadic, but it does not matter since the Institute is probably banned anyway.

The factor not to think this report is the detail about shooting five times at one restaurant– not even Ashley Darbys ill-fated Oz got that much attention. I might also see Peter dripping this phony report simply to get some attention for all of his (frequently stopping working) companies.

– The Institute would like to announce the development of the Noella Bergener Legal Defense Fund to pay for her legal representatives to cover the lawsuit she just lost.

– Our sincerest condolences to our spiritual mom Jill Zarin who has yet to hear from RHONY: Old Folks Home about returning to the show. Its coming, Jill! We assure.

– Ex Kardashian bestie Larsa Pippen was hanging out in Miami with ex Kardashian lover Scott Disick. Were gon na be pissed if this is not on the next season of RHOM!